it only leaks when it rains

Well, that narrows it down.

For the roofer who’s heard this helpful diagnosis more than once. This graphic tee brings trade sarcasm to familiar customer conversations, mystery drips, and the detective work behind finding where the water gets in.

Wear it off the clock or give it to the coworker who can hear “It only leaks when it rains” without changing expression. It’s a nod to roofing know-how, patient questions, and stories worth sharing with the crew.

Available in sizes S–3XL.