you waited 5 years to call me

Five years of “We should get that looked at.” Now it’s urgent.

For the roofer who’s heard a long history of leaks followed by a request to fix it immediately. This graphic tee brings trade sarcasm to postponed repairs, familiar explanations, and jobs with a backstory longer than the estimate.

Wear it off the clock or give it to the coworker who always asks, “How long has it been doing that?” It’s a nod to roofing know-how, patient conversations, and the stories that make the crew shake their heads.

Available in sizes S–3XL.