you want custom work at IKEA prices

Custom work. Flat-pack budget. We should probably talk.

For the carpenter who’s explained what goes into a made-to-order piece more than once. This graphic tee brings dry workshop humor to detailed estimates, one-of-a-kind requests, and the moment someone compares your quote to a boxed bookshelf.

Wear it off the clock or give it to the woodworker who knows craftsmanship takes more than an Allen key. It’s a nod to skilled hands, thoughtful details, and knowing the value of your work.

Available in sizes S–3XL.