sure IKEA furniture

An Allen key and a free afternoon. Suddenly, everyone’s a carpenter.

For the carpenter who’s heard a flat-pack assembly story offered as proof of woodworking experience. This graphic tee brings dry trade humor to the gap between following the instructions and knowing how to build from scratch.

Wear it off the clock or give it to the woodworker who gets volunteered for every furniture project. It’s a nod to practiced skills, workshop patience, and knowing when to smile and let someone finish their story.

Available in sizes S–3XL.