you want it strong, cheap and fast

Big expectations. Time for a reality check.

For the welder who’s heard a wish list that leaves no room for the work behind it. This graphic tee brings shop-floor sarcasm to the balancing act between budget, deadlines, and getting the job done right.

Wear it off the clock or give it to the coworker who’s always explaining why a “quick little job” needs more than a few minutes. It’s a nod to skilled work, realistic expectations, and knowing when to let the shirt do the talking.

Available in sizes S–3XL.